What All the Fashionistas Are Wearing

Monday morning gave me the chance to check the latest in Surgery fashion.  As you can see, you can't go wrong the Bair Paws.  It offers the latest in paper gown comfort with a full wrap-around design (you want to save that tooshie for that special surgeon or tech) in a lovely violet hue.  This season's model offer a hook up to allow warm air to be gently blown into the gown making the ensemble perfect for any time the furnace just does not heat up enough.

No lady would want to allow their Bair Paws go unaccessorized.  I chose a few from the extensive collection, including (from the bottom):

1. The Cha-ching.  Not only will this lovely allow you to remember your own name and date of birth (because let me tell you remember shit otherwise!) and it's the go to bracelet for techs and nurses making sure you don't miss out getting charged for that $10 Tylenol.

2. L'Allergie.  I love touch of mystery to this piece.  It does it best to warn all and sundry that you have an allergy to something while never actually stating what that something is.  Vive le danger!

3.  The Fall Risk.  This cheery little number is a real attention-getter.  Every nurse, tech and housekeeper will watch you stroll on but with a possible-lawsuit twinkling in their eye.

4. And finally, the Blood-typer.  This great accessory is not only is there for you when you might bleed out but it's evolves!  Yes, it actually changes it's look periodically by leaving another little sticker stuck to your bed or to your hair.

I hope this little guide will be helpful if you ever need to explore the Wonderful World of the Hospital Fashion.